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  • iJohnHenry
    Apr 12, 07:02 PM
    Incredible.

    I wonder if they followed this abomination up with a full body cavity search?

    Who the **** is in charge of the U.S. of A.? Xenophobes??





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  • AndroidfoLife
    Apr 16, 03:15 AM
    Next up, Google gives away songs for free. Inserts targeted ads every 30 seconds of music. Fandroids flood the Web to tell us all how awesome Android and "free" Google music are and what a greedy jerk Steve Jobs is for selling songs.

    You know it's coming.

    I just want to sync my music. **** itunes **** what ever. I love bit torrent. I refuse to pay for music or movies.





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  • rtdgoldfish
    Apr 2, 08:57 PM
    Nothing new going on for the past few days. Someone is connecting to XBox Live with my account but it is no longer on my wireless network. I'm getting the feeling that my 360 is no longer in my neighborhood. :(

    They still haven't actually played a game on the system though... :confused:

    On a side note, EBGames called and said they are doing a midnight release for Guitar Hero 2 on the 360. I'm very upset that I won't be able to play it for a while except for at a friend's house.





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  • OdduWon
    Oct 11, 10:46 PM
    it would be a shame if apple only made the ipod cinema a wide screen ipod with lite quicktime like functions. zune though flushable has something going for it....you can actually use it to do things without a computer. chat w/ friends, set screen savers, share music, wifi. its like a psp that you can fit in one hand (minus the three good psp games ). ipod need to be a portable ilife interface. it should have full connectivity with itv and be able to surf and chat.front row type interface would be cool or even key not like! itunes mobile will help to conquour the evil beast that is comming zoon. we cannot let zune get a foothold or developers may come to the aid of dollar bill and create the windows " it's what im used to" syndrome, people will be stuck with these little turds and they will love it because they can myspace on them.





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  • x86isslow
    Oct 6, 10:30 PM
    The device should now be the focus. The service should be an afterthought in the background.

    that's called an iPod touch - not a phone





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  • theregoesmybus
    Aug 7, 10:00 PM
    I purchase an Apple 30" display 2 1/2 weeks ago for $2499. Before I think about calling Apple, anyone have any thoughts on whether they would issue a refund for the difference? Or suggestions on how to ask?

    Thanks, Andy





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  • tvguru
    Sep 12, 08:39 AM
    It has to come back soon, think of all the sales they're losing!

    People aren't going to remember the songs they wanted? Plus there not making much on each song anyways.





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  • ChazUK
    Apr 16, 04:13 AM
    Next up, Google gives away songs for free. Inserts targeted ads every 30 seconds of music. Fandroids flood the Web to tell us all how awesome Android and "free" Google music are and what a greedy jerk Steve Jobs is for selling songs.

    You know it's coming.

    What are you basing this on, the current ststus of Android OS for being FOSS? There are no advertising components built into Android OS, unlike iOS with iAds. What's made you insinuate this "free" thing as being a negative anyway?

    I bet there are plenty of people who use ad supported music serivces like we7.com and spotify free, and god forbid those tight arses who listten to free music on the radio. Are these people inferior to you for doing so?





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  • wlh99
    Apr 27, 02:44 PM
    Target is the object that the message is going to execute isn't it. For example, if it's self, that means that those parameters are for the timer object you just created. Please correct me if I'm wrong, I'm not trying to challenge your knowledge, just to learn as I go.

    If you see my code before, I'm using NSDate for my timePicker. One favor, I'm not answering more quiz questions, I get your point.. I still need to learn more fundamentals.. I get it, just please contribute with the thread to find solutions or not.. (there are many Professional Forums).

    If this were a "Professional Forum" I would just give you an answer. I want to know what you do and do not know, so I can help you learn it. So please don't take the questions as condescending, they will help us help you.

    Think of objects as people, so to speak. Not only is the NSTimer an object, but so is your viewcontroller. So are the buttons. These objects know how to do things. These things they know how to do are methods. A message is an instruction for an object to do something.

    cancelIt: is a method in your viewcontroller object, as are all the methods we have discussed. Then self would refer to the viewcontroller, not the timer. Self would refer to the timer if you had access to apples code that implemets the timer and you were modifiying that.

    So a target is the object you are sending a message to. The message is the name of the method you want the object to execute.

    [aTimer invalidate]; // tells the timer pointed to by aTimer to execute the invalidate method

    When you press a button, a message is sent. The target and method are chosen when you make the connection in Interface Builder. In your case, the target is your viewcontroller, and the method is one of the start or cancel methods.

    I asked the question becasue it is fundamental to what an NSTimer is/does.

    An NSTimer sends a message to an object at regular intervals.

    In your case, the NSTimer is telling your viewcontroller to execute the echoIt: every second. The important part is that your viewcontroller is an object, echoIt: is something your viewcontroller is doing (not the timer). You only have one viewcontroller, so anything it stores (for example seconds) will persit for any NSTimer you create.

    Now look at the NSTimer documentation:





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  • bowens
    Sep 12, 08:45 AM
    Ergh, that page has been like that for about 2 years or more. So has mammals.org

    Nothing to see, move along.

    I hate threads like this, just constantly answering the same questions over and over because people won't read the thread.

    Same with www.iphone.org





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  • mac17
    Jan 8, 12:26 AM
    BTW, I had to laugh when they demoed FMV used as a wallpaper in Vista, and the crowd ooohed and awwed and clapped. :)[/QUOTE]

    is it possible to put fmv wallpaper on tiger? how?





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  • Mr. McMac
    Jul 27, 03:54 PM
    The Volt should sell for no more than $20,000. What a ripoff!!!!





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  • flopticalcube
    Apr 22, 11:08 AM
    whoops, I forgot america is slowly turning into france


    Longer, healthier lives with more time to spend with family? Sounds horrendous.





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  • barkomatic
    Apr 26, 10:46 AM
    This video is very sad and disturbing but it doesn't surprise me considering how much violent bigotry is out there and being quietly encouraged by members of certain political movements.

    The fault of the employees here is not that they didn't attempt to break up the fight but that they actually encouraged the assailants--terrible. I hope McDonald's is able to determine the identity of those employees and fire them.

    Aside from that, I think an employee is obligated to call the police or security in these situations but is not obligated to put themselves in harm's way by trying to intervene--though they may rightly choose to. Unfortunately, we live in such a litigious society that I can easily see an employee breaking up a fight being sued by the perpetrators. It's a hard judgement to make in the heat of the moment.

    At least the victim has quite a case for a huge lawsuit against McDonald's. I can't imagine the company wouldn't want to settle this quickly considering the awful publicity.





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  • twoodcc
    Dec 10, 11:27 AM
    Ohhh, nice. 922s are nice for medium sized builds...

    yeah it was on sale, so i went ahead and got it. i'm on a budget these days. but still an upgrade from my previous case.

    so i got it on, and the cooler as well. so far not that great. running at 3.7 ghz, the temps are in the low 80's C. not good. we'll see how it goes





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  • millypede
    Apr 8, 01:19 PM
    I dunno......it doesn't seem like Apple is having a hard time selling their iPad2 accessories, especially the Smart Cover. I don't see why Apple would ask BB to run a promotion in order to sell 3rd party accessories.

    Apple wont, 3rd parties will, they pay BB a ton of cash to push their products, they pay for the advertising, shelf space etc.





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  • airforce1
    May 2, 12:34 PM
    Exactly.

    If the people claiming this is a non issue are serious then they should all email Steve and tell him to stop addressing it.

    I think the problem here is that many on this board cannot distinguish between trolls blindly trying to stir stuff up on an Apple forum and non-trolls discussing a legitimate issue. People need to learn how to separate the two and ignore the trolls if they try to pile onto an unfavorable discussion of Apple on a particular issue. yes and many of these trolls spend most of their time here, as Jobbs said the Tech community failed to educate everyone on what he failed to provide evidence for to show they DID NOT violate privacy laws.

    Im sure apple knew they have to pay a fine, now they will just pretend with so called tech trolls on forums that they fixed this, its not over you see, when congress demands a standard on collecting data and to what extent and who then we will see all the data sheets apple is hiding from me and you, until then you and i both could be called trolls for just posting anything here, thats a opinion and propaganda (lie) though





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  • zwida
    Oct 2, 07:34 PM
    Well, that has to be the funniest thing I ever heard.

    Heh. I literally laughed out loud when I saw that line.





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  • Bonte
    Oct 29, 10:26 AM
    Remember the years of the clones? Apple is a whole widget company. They will not suceede by emulating M$ and selling software to other peoples hardware. Ever.

    Steve wasn't on board with the first clones and Apple wasn't on Intel yet, in my eyes there have been clear signs (now and in the past) that Apple and Steve are still open for the idea of licensing osX to other vendors if necessary. There big time investors also won't take 'just because' as an answer to why Apple won't license there OS, if the growth stops than there is no alternative.

    Don't forget hell did froze over several times lately.





    Josias
    Aug 1, 10:49 AM
    Gjennom EØS (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Economic_Area)-avtalen... :(

    Øv pis! Dumme Nordmand! I skal altid ødelægge det, når vi andre har det sjovt! :p

    Nah, I just hope Apple passes, like in France...:rolleyes:





    danny_boy
    Aug 8, 05:46 AM
    the specs for the UK model has NOT been updated UK Specs (http://www.apple.com/uk/displays/specs.html) compared to the US model US Specs (http://www.apple.com/displays/specs.html)

    Will the UK get the updated Apple Cinema Displays specs? As well as the price drops? I'm looking to get either a 20" or 23" display with educational discount before going back to Uni in Sept.

    Danny





    Squonk
    Jan 10, 11:15 AM
    How about The Beatles finally on iTunes?
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    j-huskisson
    Sep 12, 08:45 AM
    checkout this xml file, and the domain its hosted on... there are lots of other references to other xml files within which also work.

    http://movies.apple.com/moviesxml/h/index.xml

    Edit: sorry those are trailers i believe





    scu
    Oct 11, 05:40 PM
    I think it will come out only if the video iPod that is out now is starting to slow down in sales. The product cycle determines how quickly the next upgrade comes out. On the Apple Store the iPod is in 2nd place. When it drops down to 4th we might see the new video ipod. Although Apple might not wait that long and introduce it sooner to keep demand strong.

    If the rumors are true about using it with iTV then this item will become a hot gadget quickly and iTV will sale even better when it does come out.

    I have not bought an iPod in 3 years and own 3. For the first time I might buy a new one if this video iPod comes out with these specs.:)