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  • zombierunner
    Apr 15, 02:44 PM
    I think iMac overhaul is in the fall right after the back to school deals are over......

    nope .. refresh happening in the next 3-4 weeks ... they want you to purchase the machine first then pay to upgrade to lion





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  • iEvolution
    Apr 22, 05:08 PM
    Ugh I wish they'd keep the iPod Touch and iPhone different in appearance.





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  • Buschmaster
    Jul 28, 09:31 AM
    "We're not just introducing Zune to do the same thing other people do,"
    Well that certainly isn't what Microsoft is about...

    All of a sudden they're going to be innovative? What the hell? It's going to be a combination of every player on the market but you can probably plug it into your XBox to have it charge.:rolleyes: I hope it costs like a thousand dollars.





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  • SeaFox
    Dec 2, 07:16 PM
    I for one, welcome our new Adware overloards.

    -1, Overrated





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  • arogge
    Jun 16, 06:12 PM
    You believe that there is an unlimited ceiling on how much money someone should lose as a result of linking a credit card to their account. If there were an app that cost a million dollars, and someone misclicked and bought it, you apparently believe it's right and good that they spend the rest of their life paying it off.

    No, there is a limit on how much money a person can risk as a result of a credit card transaction. The credit card must be authorized for the amount specified, or the transaction will be declined. There is a limit on the size of each transaction, and a limit on the total amount of credit available during the billing cycle. There is no way to charge a million dollars unless you have a credit line that large and you have authorized the credit card company to allow a single transaction of this amount. For most people, the transaction would simply not go through. For the rest, the IRS would probably come looking for some explanatory paperwork.





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  • vmachiel
    May 3, 08:37 AM
    Those things are beasts!





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  • donlphi
    Jul 27, 03:39 AM
    I think Apple Marketing thinks they're slick with their blatant patent advertising/marketing to create buzz on potential new products. I think its fairly lame.

    How is getting people in Blogs to react to something "LAME"?

    I love the fact that Apple gets the world excited about new products that are coming in the future (or not coming). I love the idea of being kept in the dark until the release date. I love checking back on this site and other sites to see what the predictions are. I even love it when there is a slight let down because what I thought was coming, didn't make it.

    APPLE doesn't have much in a choice about keeping patents secret. We (the over-curious consumers) are the ones making all the hype for them.

    I don't see Steve Jobs thinking, "YES... now all we need to do is up our advertising by coming out with a new PATENT!!!"

    That is rediculous. Sure, he knows there are losers out there that have nothing better to do than sit in their home and research stuff like that so they can be the first ones to post it in their blog, but I doubt they sit around and think about how this helps advertising.

    If nothing else, I would think they do not want these patents to be talked about because they want consumers to purchase the products that are out now, not WAIT AROUND for the better product to come out. LOOK at powermac sales as they switched to intel. The average consumer doesn't look at this sight, they just go to BEST BUY and see what item cost the least amount of money.

    I think after this CREATIVE lawsuit and countersuit mess, they are just making sure they have everything covered if they are going to stay on top.

    "BLATANT PATENT ADVERTISING" - it's like saying a woman that is 9 months pregnant is BLATANTLY ADVERTISING she is about to have a baby.

    Anybody that is paying attention is going to notice!

    Other than that... I agree with everything you said.





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  • Plutonius
    Apr 26, 04:26 PM
    I chose you, Plutonius, cause I liked the sound of your screen name. It reminds me of a Roman name. There is no mysterious protecting of someone else. On day one the voting is pretty much a crap shoot, and unfortunately, it looks like your number came up.

    Possibly but it looks like your vote was to protect either nies or eldiablojoe.





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  • ivan2002
    Apr 12, 01:47 PM
    Aren't we quickly getting to the point where it's all about the software?

    Ok, so we know iPhone 5 will get dual core A5....big deal. It'll be nice to have the extra power, but the iPhone 4 now is no slouch.

    Added RAM.....yeah, that would be nice....but not going to suddenly sell more phones because it has more RAM :p

    Display won't get any better resolution-wise. Doubt they'd go with a larger screen either.

    Better cameras....ok.....still, the iPhone 4 cameras are no slouch, and it's not like it will reach the quality of a nice DSLR with those tiny sensors.

    Better graphics processing.....sure.....but it's not like it has to drive a 9.7" screen like the iPad.

    I'd say Apple is smartly switching into software mode. Kick ass with iOS5, revamp notifications, make some much needed overhauls to the system, and optimize performance for todays devices (iPhone 4, iPad & iPad 2).

    Apple is going to stay ahead with software. That's the way Apple is and always has been.

    -Kevin

    There is one big area that could use some serious improvement, and it's Apple's core competitive advantage: design!

    If they'd make it nicer to grip (without any "bumper" or case crutches to help smooth out those sharp edges) and more difficult to break (lose the glass back), it sure would be a lot more appealing than 4. Also: while I don't think higher resolution would be much of an improvement, a bigger screen might be. Finally: if they do keep the glass back, get the white thing done right already (and why not add other colors too - but this will only look good if the phone has the glass back, just like the front).





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  • awmazz
    Mar 11, 10:15 AM
    And that's what bugs me. That's the only time I can think of on TV where they actually pulled a switcheroo instead of having the character killed or sending him or her on a long trip to visit Aunt Edna in Schenectady.

    D'oh, how could I forget Zev Bellringer in LEXX played by Eva Habermann. Who became Xev Bellringer played by Xenia Seeberg.

    Not really the same though as simply dropping a new actor in the same role without skipping a beat, as being sci-fi they could regenerate her in a different body. And what a body. Both of them. I preferred Zev myself, sad to see her go.

    Dr Who has been using this technique for decades. ;)

    Also, slightly different situation as well, every time they make a TV series out of a successful movie they swap the actors in the same roles. Nearly all of them in most cases. M*A*S*H and Stargate for example. Radar and Father Mulcahy were the only two to remain the same in M*A*S*H I think. And only the two characters from the planet of Abidos in Stargate if I recall.





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  • Plymouthbreezer
    May 2, 12:15 AM
    Anyone outside the US — especially the east coast... Boston, NYC, Washington — will feel different than we do. 9/11 hit us hard. I'm not saying other folks weren't (and aren't) affected, but for me, it's not political, it's not about any election or foreign policy: it's what happen to us. United 175 and American 11 flew over my city, my head, and those on board would be dead just minutes later. We lived it first hand, we saw the destruction and cried and prayed and live with reminders every day. We can't just "move on" or "forget." I was 11, but I remember and relive it as vividly as yesterday.

    There's a sense of satisfaction that could only come with this news: a sense of achievement and resilience, of resolve and determination. It's not the end of the war, it's not the end of terrorism, and we all know that. It is however, the end of a trying decade that defined many aspects of many peoples lives.





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  • synystergates7
    Mar 17, 09:18 AM
    iPad available at Los Cerritos. I called and guy told me if I'm not in line already I won't be getting one.





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  • gkhaldi
    Oct 24, 07:42 AM
    Everything I wanted. Larger storage, much more memory and FW800.

    Apple, you're the 1 :) :) :) :) :) :) :)





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  • iRobby
    Apr 26, 03:30 PM
    Once I get my iMac will get the free basic MobileMe and purchase the very reasonable 20.00/year for music.

    It's cheaper than DropBox which charges 200.00 /year 100GB and 100.00 /year 50 GB Even if I didn't get the music I'd be getting the 200.00 and 100.00 pkgs from Dropbox for free.





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  • Surely
    Sep 15, 07:39 PM
    ^^^^

    WHAT... is that? :eek:

    It's a Hexbug. I bought it at Brookstone today.

    It's a robot.

    http://www.hexbug.com/

    I want to get the inchworm next.





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  • chris975d
    Apr 28, 04:42 PM
    Confirmed by another OEM white iPhone owner.

    https://twitter.com/mrkrazy1870/status/63719171464249344

    Then the aftermarket replacement back manufacturers have actually known all along. Ha! And I thought my yellow and white backs were thicker (and wouldn't fit with all my cases) because they were cheap.





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  • SchneiderMan
    Sep 12, 10:38 PM
    You bought a shirt from Israel? And you live in the states? :confused:





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  • Rudy69
    May 3, 09:15 AM
    You'd have to be a fool to order that from Apple. Their upgrade prices on SSD's are a joke! It'd probably be cheaper to wait it out a couple of months and get an external thunderbolt one - it'll be just as fast if not faster!

    The prices are way too high but upgrading yourself is a task most people don't want to attempt (removing the glass is a bit daunting). External thunderbolt would be nice but I don't think there's any enclosures for sale yet.





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  • wmmk
    Jul 12, 11:08 PM
    why don't we get back on the topic of pages 3 before the thread is closed?
    sound good fellas? you said you'd drop the argument.





    bedifferent
    Apr 11, 02:52 PM
    if by "internal" you mean "inside the box," that seems unlikely. The main benefit of fiber optics is over distances greater than those inside a PC. Signals on PCB's travel at something like 25% of the speed of light (depending on dielectric), which may seem slow, but is very speedy compared to the long cables used to connect PCs to external peripherals.

    Ah, gotcha. Guess I misread/misunderstood the info. So it's truly meant for peripheral devices and will not replace internal components. For some reason I thought it was a universal (internal/external) system. Oh well.

    Still bummed there will not be a "Light Peak" PCIe for Mac Pro's.





    Bonsai1214
    Sep 14, 12:38 AM
    Thousand Suns was such a disappointment. one, maybe two good songs at best.

    anywho: InvisiShield MAXIMUM for ipt4. i'm ocd about keeping gadgets clean. and my lord, the ipt4 is a fingerprint magnet. i just about cried after seeing it within 5 minutes of opening. i also vacuum my playstation every week when i'm at home..





    Mac Fly (film)
    Aug 15, 05:07 PM
    It looks like the menu text default has dropped from 14pt Lucida Grande in Tiger to 13pt Lucida Grande in Leopard -- a welcome change.
    I looked, and I don't see what you see?





    MacQuest
    Oct 18, 04:34 PM
    As always, the iPod is Apple's real cash cow.

    Too bad for those of us who wish they would divert a little more of their attention to their computer line.

    Yeah. Gawd knows Apple hasn't done a thing with it's Mac line-up this year.

    :rolleyes:





    Arran
    Dec 29, 11:19 AM
    She's obviously anorexic: Every time she looks in the mirror she sees a fat person. :)